I was horribly traumatized and scarred for eternity today. As i was heading back to school, very irritated and feeling like a big-ass sinner(sunday sermons always invariably leave me feeling like that), i get into a matt and this old, hard-on-the-eyes(if u catch my drift) quaker mamsillah seats next to me and proceeds to chew gum in the loudest way i've ever heard! and trust me, i was raised in mogadishu, beirut, belfast and afghanistan.... i swear, it sounded like gunshots going off in her mouth!!!!!!!!! Even after looking at her meanly, she just won't let it go! she must have been, all of 50 years! isn't ther some law or statute that decrees no gum for anyone after 40?? i actually wondered how her dentures weren't getting stuck....WOMAN! If i ever meet with u again ever i will put a bullet, two nails, a hacksaw and drilling nib in your head! then u proceed to blow bubbles...eeeeewwwwwwwww!!! u r 98 for pete's sake! i hate you. may u get periodontosis escalapigno and all ur teeth fall off and ur tongue swells, turns black and sticks out of ur maw!