i had a past relationship. i invested a lot of time, emotion and self into it and when the person whom split up so very effing rudely; after cheating on me i might add, i was so broken up i barely made it through. somehow, i had deluded myself into thinking that she was my last train out of bachelorhood grand station. but y'all know me..just nod even if you don't know me idiot...yea, where was i? yea. u know me. i rolled over, got up and dusted the dirt off my shoulder. i'm awesome like that.
but you know, something as heavy as that takes time to put in the attic of sordid pasts. every once in a while i would go check up on her facebook profile, say hi and generally keep tabs. then mother-of-all shockers!!! today she uploaded the pic of her and her new boy...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! sorry, i just had to crack. that dude shouldv'e been a caricature! daaaaaayyumn! girl went blind after me i think. i just felt so good, today i'm not attending classes. i'mma go party and get my freak on!!!! if u think i'm mean, go shoot urself and send me the video of ur memorial service. i am freaking HAA-PPAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! where's that bottle??? a toast to new grander futures!