hey hey hey! aloha! hello! Ok, that's just bout it. if your lingo isn't in there, no offence, am working on it:) haha. i am in a blooody good mood. and no, i haven't gotten laid. no, it's not that. and that should not in the least cast aspersions to my prowess in certain unmentionable fields!
now where do i even begin! er...first things first. it's been a bloody good semester for me. only one Sup to attend:( it might cut short my loooooong long holiday, but it was for a good cause. i missed a C.A.T to nurse a sick cute, cuddly, fluffy cat back to health. i was so occupied i didn't remember i had a real C.A.T to attend to... (yea right!) anyway, my reasons for not seating or sitting (whatever the syntax or grammar applies, please suit yo'selves) are mine and the rest can bloody well suck my bloody c*$k! (that was just mean, rude and undignified...but what the hell. HAHAHAHAHAhahaha)
it might already caught your attention that i am not in the most stable state of mind... well. fuck you! hehe... no, seriously, fcuk u! :) in a good way:-D Haha, reminds me of a joke, how do u know a graffitti artist?...he/she can't spell a simple four lettered word:) now guess which word that refferes to..:-) good!! bloody jolly good dumb-dumb. HAHAHAha. ok, now i have deteroriated into simply nasty. Sorry guys. all you who took the time to read this article, i am very bloody well pleased. you have endured the inane (am not sure what that word means..but it felt right slotting it in there :)), now where was i? yea, u have endured the inane (there goes the bloody wonderfull word again:-D) ramblings of a simple guy. now onto more serious matters.
am Kenyan, and bloody well proud of it. Am tired of reading of war, and for once, our humble, peaceloving country is at war. YYYYEEEAAAYY!!!! U.S.A, y'all thought you guys had the monopoly of invasion huh? hehehe, we invaded Somalia! ok...it's peanuts o the nasty guys you take on but its a start, right? oh, hell, i bloody don't need you to concur. we are doing it for a reasonable reason u see. we are tired of al-shabaab invading n maiming innocent people well within our bloody borders and we bloody well won't take it lying bloody down:) am proud of the soldiers in the trenches up there, kep up the bloody good work:) it is no braggadoccio (another word that just sounded right for the moment:)), that our troops hold a record for excellent conduct in war. no raping or looting for us! nuh-uh siree! anyway, what do u loot in bloody somalia?
i wonder..no offence to my Somali brothers, but y'all fellahs need to stop being pirates! caution to the rest of my kenyan brothers, don't stereotype! just coz he's got curly hair and speaks like he's got a bucketfull of phlegm in his throat don't mean he's al-shabaab.
hey! ever noticed how people usually say. "no offence bruh..blah blah blah" right before they say something particularly offensive? shit! i mean, "no offence sister, but that weave is whack!" now that just ain't bloody kind:(
ok, i've rambled enough. if i have offended anyone, please, don't take offence..pleases bring it back and the good people at mark-StLuke Public Relations will refund you fully a better offence:)
cherio all and take good care o' yo'selves.
pSS:ER..better read this note with a light touch. have a sense of humour, will yah? (may be i shouldv'e put this at the beginning??)
PS: I would like to speak like a redneck..they sound ridiculously mean even when they're saying perfectly nice stuff.
from this jerk, its adios till next session. i got awesome stories about my halloween! see yah!-or not.