The Mythical Creature called "Let's Take A Break."

First of all, I am not a relationship counselor. I ain't, i couldn't be and Hell To the Fucking No, I don't wanna be! There's something really gay about them anyway. But what I'll admit to, is that I'm a realist. I call it as I see it. Plus it helps that I've had a lot of experience with this shit. I might be only (?), but I've run through enough relationships to equal a serial dater who's 54. So i'mma give u my take on this. If u don't agree with me, Fine, go fuck a duck, i couldn't give a duck's cum if u jumped off a cliff. If u do agree with me, well fuck you too.
1. Why guys will ask for a break.
A guy will not wake up one morning, yawn, scratch his balls (and probably sniff) then call u up and say 'hey babe, we need a break.' Nuh-uh! A break is the culmination of a man's perseverance and the end of his tether. The both of you will have had tiffs and spats and fights before. When he's too tired to fight no more, he'll ask for that break. It does not matter whether. he is at fault. He'll do it to get some peace of mind and breathing room. That break will give him a chance re-evaluate his options...and call me a dick but hon, he'll run for the hills rather than glove up for round two. A other reason he could ask for a break is if he's found someone else...I know this is hard to hear but, if a guy wants a break, chances are, he's found contentment elsewhere. But we're not heartless. We know how much it'll break yo heart if we break up, so he goes for the safer bet - a break. This allows him to be ur friend while gauging if this other woman is worth leaving u for. He trusts fate to swing a guy to u so he can then legally dump u, or he'll wait until he can no longer ride both horses n go with the one he's settled on. Either way, youre getting the shorter end of the stick. It's easy to figure out if this is the case. He'll slack down on communication, if u comment something on his Fb wall, he'll only 'Like ' it. Some insensitive guys go to the extent of blocking you even. I really shouldnt b telling u how to spot a cheater...its not fair. But there's a beginning...go figure the rest of the shit by yo' self. Plus, why the fuck did God give u that female intuition for anyway?

Thirdly, some guys are judt honestlly looking for a break. He might need to figure out his life and reprioritize his goals and means u know harm or insult.. and that's like 2% .

So what have you learnt today children?
1. Breaks happen for a reason. You want him back, find out that reason first then fix it.
2. Breaks are not a solution. They're an end of sorts in itself. So if u choose to wait around, stock up on tissue, icecream n credit. You'll need them.
3. If a guy wants you, really wants you around, he will stick around. he'd rather fight with u than start off with someone new.
4. I am right. If u dont agree, please refer to Paragraph 1.
5. You should probably use me for rebound sex.
6. Last and most important, I AM NOT A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP COUNSELOR!.



That said, y'all have yourselves a wonderful weekend.!! :-D







Oh, n before i forget, Fuck You !