Yes, i plagiarized the title from J Cole's mixtape, so what? It suits my thoughts right about now. It's another Friday evening and my mind just won't settle...so trust me, whatever i write today will be a jumble of thoughts. Brings to mind the phrase "tossing her salad"... Does anyone know how that particular phrase originated? Because as hard as i can think, i can't seem to find the link between salad greens n licking ass...oh, for the unperverted lil saints, a pox 'pon ye all, that's the meaning of tossing her salad.
Anyway, asses n salads aside, it's the run to elections around here. It is a motley crew that's running for positions. Doesn't help that all of a sudden there's a thousand new seats to be won. Political aspirants, or as i call 'em, Hungry Rats or Brooding Vultures are crawling out of the woodwork. By the way, what's the spelling of that hot cougar on Citizen TV i think ..her name always sounds like "I'm Amina Woodwork" and his co-anchor is no better "and i am Dennis Owns-a-he-Goat". but i digress.
ok, who am i kidding? I have absolutely no interest in politics. I couldn't give a flying rat's ass if they elected a blind, bipolar she-male sloth or he-goat. Or she goat just in case someone thinks to call me a male chauvinist. I was raised to believe in theocracy, and however perverse I've become, some things just won't become Unglued.
Hahaha, just remembered some crazy shit i read somewhere. Do camels ever look down on their toes and think to themselves "my..that sure looks like a vagina."? no? yes? ok, just a thought. Oh, n it was a lawyer who made this very astute observation. Shoba, wherever you are, dude u need a doctor ..the kind with tranquilizers n padded cells. But come to think of it...camels must have sm really awful sex..humps and all hampering n impeding....just thinking. Oh, n i learnt cats make sex noises...that's just wrong! It's like learning that the lil old lady who smelled vaguely of cat piss n woolly yarn n gave u sweets when u were lil was actually a cross-dresser who loved sticking Heineken bottles up his chocolate dispenser...*gag* i think i just ruined chocolate for me. :-( yuck!
Who's Kate Middleton? I dunno where that came from...it just popped right out.
Ever sat back and looked back on your life..your choices. And wondered. It's like that Probability factoring tree they teach you in high school. You rately realize just how fucked up you are until youve done the math and the product doesn't make sense. Then you pray and grovel and introspect the shit putter yourself, maybe even see a therapist and rationalize and theorize the shit out of it. What then?
Ok, this is just getting me morose n nowhere. I have no idea what i started out to say...lemmi scroll up *scrolling up*
aaah, there you are . Tossing salads. maybe I'll pen off now, bang my heaf against the wall to knock things into order. I'll be back.
PS: the lights in our lil Nairobi city are hypnotic. This view is just beautiful.
*jumps out of window*